January 2012
Teacher : What comes after 69 ?
Student : Mouthwash
Teacher : Get out .
When someone plays along with your sarcasm
sshitsokay:
I like you.
CROWD: DJ SKRILLEX DROP THAT FAT BEAT
DJ SKRILLEX: *PRESSES SPACE BAR* *NODS HEAD WITH INSANITY*
CROWD: FUCK YEAAAA SKRILLEX
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La Mer
Et quand le jour arrive Je deviendra le ciel Et je deviendrai la mer Et la mer viendra pour m’embrasser pour moi Vais à la maison Rien peut m’arrêter maintenant
me: *walks out of room*
parents: OMG SHE'S OUT OF HER CAVE HELLO WELCOME COME COME SOCIALIZE YOU NEVER SOCIALIZE DON'T GO LOCK YOURSELF BACK IN YOUR ROOM STAY OUT OF THAT CAVE SPENDING THAT MUCH TIME ON YOUR COMPUTER ISN'T HEALTHY!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!
me: *gets food. goes back in room*
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dimethylpolysiloxane asked: Whut. Your URL. It is supposed to say the-empire-of-dirt. whut.
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chocolataulaitdesalpes asked: Matt. I remember when you said, you would try the butterfly project. What about it? Is it worth? I'll might try it too, if it's helpful. Could you explain me?
December 2011
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It's just one of those days...
Where everything and everyone annoys the fuck out of you. I’m contemplating just pulling the battery out of my phone and calling it a night.